OMJ CAR ACCIDENT (but thankfully not mine)

OMJ OMJ OMJ OMFEG OMJ OMJ OMJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REMEMBER HOW I SED I WENT 2 FIRST CHOICE HAIRCUTTERS 2 GET MY HAIR CUT?!?!? WEN I WUZ WAITING 4 IT 2 FINALLY GET 2 MY TURN (dere were lyk 7 pplz ahed of me), DERE WERE A BUNCH OF POLICE, AMBULANCES, FIRE TRUCKS, AND HELICOPTERS OUTSIDE. I HAD NO IDEA WUT WUZ GOING ON! WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS A FIRE OR SUMTHN! WEN I WUZ GETTING MY HAIR CUT, A WOMAN CAME IN & TOLD EVERYBODY WUT HAPPENED. APPARENTLY, A DRIVER HAD A HEART ATTACK, SWERVED OFF DE ROAD, HIT 2 OTHER CARS, AND HIT A PEDESTRAIN WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DE WOMAN DIED ON SCENE AND HER BODY WUZ ON DE GRASS. ANOTHER PERSON DIED WEN DE POLICE CAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DERE WUZ A HUGE CROWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I WUZ DERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMJ OMJ OMJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U PPLZ PROB HERD OF DIS ACCIDENT IN DE NEWS HOURS LATER THO. ILLY SED IT WUZ ON DE NEWS ALREADY WEN I TEXTED HER ABOUT IT. AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well dat didn't sound spazzy @ all.... but after de hole thing wen we were trying 2 drive home, dere wuz SO MUCH TRAFFIC cuz de police blocked off ALMOST ALL  de roads!! i TRIED 2 get a pic of de crash site, and i had a pretty gud view from my mom's w/ de crushed car and body and everything, but a STUPID TRUCK CAME IN FRONT OF DE CAMERA RITE WENT I TOOK DE PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! den de traffic kinda cleared & we had to go. grrrrrrrr..............

still... RIP pplz who died in dat crash :(

I DONATED MY HAIR TO CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!

hey pplz! as y'all mite no (or not), i had REALLY long hair b4. lyk down 2 my butt long. well, dat's all gone & my hair is now around shoulder lenght! on de 13th, my skool had a hair drive 2 make wigs 4 kids going thru cancer chemotherapy threatment dat lost all dere hair. so, i donated NINE INCHES of my hair 2 cancer research. a bunch of other pplz also donated dere hair, including illz mom. n e way, here r sum pics from dat morning:

dis is how long my hair wuz BEFORE de cut (btw i'm de 1 in de black checkered hoodie)

dis is de jap dude cutting my hair (omj i just noticed how AWFUL i luk in dis pic)

dis is me AFTER i cut my hair (de "professional" haircutter did a HORRIBLE job! i could do better! srsly!)

dis is all de hair we raised. dese r mine             ^^              ^^^        

                                                                  i donated 2 HUGE BUNDLES OF HAIR!

so yeah, dat's it. now my hair's uber short & it feels REALLY weird. gud thing i got it fixed tho! yeah first choice haircutters....... which will bring me 2 my NEXT blog post...

how many justin beibers can YOU take in a fight?

teehees! i took dis quiz online (dat i got from illz blog) dat asks u a bunch of skill questions and calculates how many jbs u can take it a fite! c'est tres amusing!

u pplz can take it 2! just go 2: http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/justin_bieber 

best of luck pplz! >w<

lmao! illz @ ultimate frizz-bee!! cont.

hey y'all! remembs my last post? about illz @ ultimate frizz-bee (and yes, i AM spelling it rong on purpose). n e way, wut i forgot 2 tell u guys is wut happened B4 her "enthusiasm" during de game.

in de begining of de game, 1 team throws de frizz-bee towards de other team, and  de other team is supposed 2 either attempt 2 catch it and DO catch it, or don't attempt to catch it, let it fall 2 de ground, pick it up first, and throw it as far as possible to another team player. well, it's a given u DON'T throw it near ur own goal, cuz de other team will get an easy shot rite? well here's wut illz did:

yeah, it's just about as bad as it luks. but WAY funny. apparently, she only did dat bcuz she wanted EVERY1 2 know to NEVER throw de frizz-bee @ her. it worked. kinda. den... (refer 2 last post). yeah. dat caused a HUGE losing streak 4 us. not dat i care. but yeah.

dis just proves dat we didn't get de best marks in gym dis term XwX

lmao! illz @ ultimate frizz-bee!!

hey y'all! omj, yesterday wuz 1 of de most fail and funniest gym classes eva! so dis is wut happened (soz if u dun get it):

in de begining of class, or gym teach gave us a choice of wut to do. basket-ball, ufb (ultimate frizz-bee), or soccer. me and illz imediatly chose ufb cuz.. well... who duzn't want to throw around a dangerous flying disc? n e way.. we got aranged into teams and illz traded w/ squidney and went 2 my team. we started playing, and LOST. and AGAIN. and AGAIN. so... whistle joined our team to try to make us NOT LOSE. by then, we got so used to losing dat illz started to walk 2 de other side of de field in de begining to save energy (cuz if u lose, u walk 2 de other side of de field as a loser's walk). well, turns out whistle is RLLY GUD @ ufb, so we actually WON. 5 TIMES IN A ROW. and illz just happened to b @ de goal post (cuz dat's where we'll walk 2 if we lose), and whistle had no choice to throw it 2 her! ok, long story short, (cuz ur not finding wut's funny) here's wut she did:

yeah... soz 4 de bad art. still, twuz totes funny if u still dun get it. if u were dere, u wud be lmao rite now. ah well....

so... yeah. dat's just about it. i'll updat again wen sumthn remotely interesting happens............

fractured frost

heeeeeey pplz!! tis me again! i just wanted 2 post a peom i wrote in english up here. we had to do an assignment where you take robert frost's the road not taken and do a parody of it. hope y'all like it!!! >w<

The Glass Not Taken

On a yellow wood table, two glasses were paired,

And sorry I could not drink out of both

And be one persona, long I stared

At the half full glass, and compared

To see if it was worth its oath.

Then examined at the other, as just as fair?

And it being perhaps the better way,

Because it was half empty to declare,

Though as for that, the glasses there

Had held them both like a bird of prey.

And both that midnight, equally lay

On the table both planning their angle of attack,

Oh, I kept thinking for another day!

With an optimist and pessimist both tugging at their way,

I doubted if I chose I would ever come back,

I shall be telling this with an eye-roll,

Sometime ages ago:

Two glasses were set on a table, and I —

I saw them both the same and a waste of time!

And decided to become a realist.

there it is!!! tis not my best work, but wuteva! u go become a philosopher if u dun lyk it. bye pplz.

*lol, cuz it luks lyk de glass on de left has more water in it X_X*

one more meme cuz i am so extremely bored!!!

hey pplz!!!! another one of dese meme things cuz i am so bored outta my mind!!! i gotta rite my speech and memorize it, and do a histo study sheet. RAWR!!!!!

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

uwah!!!!! i wuz 2 tired 2 think then, cuz i had 2 wake up early and go 2 piano class!

2. How much cash do you have on you?

uhh...... 10 bucks in bills and a lot of coins?

3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?

first thing dat popped up in my head wuz..... FLOOR?

4. Favorite planet?

earth! maybe! no! i don't know!!!

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?

wait............ lemme go check............ um........ nobody, cuz dis is a new phone and i only hav 2 missed calls... >w<

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?

i don't hav 1 cuz all de default onez suck.

7. What shirt are you wearing?

rite now? my pink "cuter than a cupcake" hello kitty shirt.


8. Do you label yourself?

different...... (good? bad? u decided!)

9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing?

converse all star (woohoo!)

10. Bright or Dark Room?

dark w/ one kinda bright lamp.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

i don't know... i don't know who they are and i didn't really read dey're answers.

12. What does your watch look like?

i don't like wearing watches. sorry.... dey r very uncomfortable.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?

gee..... SLEEPING??

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?

again, i say NEW PHONE, so no texts yet!

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?

HOW IN DE WORLD SHUD I NO?????

16. What's a word that you say a lot?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm............... i'll hav 2 get back 2 u on dat one, cuz it changes every week (and no i do not say dat phrase a lot x_x)

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?

uh.... mom???

18. Last furry thing you touched?

hmmm.......... a plushie kitten toy @ metro?

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?

uh............ none... unless u count herbal tea as a drug.

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?

none. i don't like 2 use disposable cameras cuz u actually hav 2 go 2 de store 2 get it developed.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?

yeah 13! (i think)

22. Your worst enemy?

the laws of earth?

23. What is your current desktop picture?

canadian landcape slideshow (or sumthn along those lines)

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?

"ewww!!!!!! of course i'm not going 2 eat that chewed up skittle!!!" (draw ur own conclusions)

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?

hmm..... tough choice...... but prob being able to fly? (LYK MAXIMUM RIDE!!!!! WITH ALL THOSE SPECIAL POWERS! YEAH!)

26. Do you like someone?

well duh..... (but he duzn't exsist *pout*)

27. The last song you listened to?

my ringtone, which is called "the time" or sumthn. features rlly failed singing.

28. What time of day were you born?

... morning i guess..... tho no FE way am i a morning person.

29. What’s your favorite number?

13!!!!!!!!!!! yeah!

30. Where did you live in 1987?

hey! turns out i wuzn't alive back then!!! what a wonder!

31. Are you jealous of anyone?

sure.

32. Is anyone jealous of you?

shud i no?

33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?

in china livin my toddler years!!

34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?

smear and kick de vending machine, hopefully breaking it.

35. Do you consider yourself kind?

maaaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeeeee.....................

36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?

lyk i sed b4, wings on my back or sum sorta kewl celtic/criptic saying/symbol.

37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?

already fluent in chinese..... so japanese!!! can watch animes w/o de subtitles!!!
38. Would you move for the person you loved?

yeah.

39. Are you touchy feely?

eewwwwwwwww................ hell no.

40. What’s your life motto?

ahh........ wut de heck. (or sumthn lyk dat?)

41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?

uhhh............. cell, ipod, .... cant think of de last thing...........

42. What’s your favourite town/city?

shanghai!!

43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?

medium fries @ mc'd.

44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?

i don't mail letters. too much of a hassel.

45. Can you change the oil on a car?

yeah. if i had 2.

46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?

lyk i remember.

47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?

2 generations? at most 3???

48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?ummmm......... graduation last year... pretty much explains why i dressed fancy.

49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?

my left foot is starting 2 get numb from sitting in a weird position 4 too long.

50. Have you been burned by love?

yes? no? maybe?

i totes agree kittez. totes agree.... n e way........ back 2 writing dat speech. comment lyk alwayz. thanx.

p.s. WHY DON'T U PPLZ REACT N E MORE!?!?!? CLICKEZ @ LEAST ONE OF DE REACTIONS NEXT TIME U VISIT MY BLOG!! TAANNNKOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >x<

Another Meme!!!

here goes:

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!

1) illz
2) pizza-bun
3) manga-bun
4) curry-bun
5) porky-bun
6) chewy
7) danny-boy-boy
8) geo
9) squidney
10) leechee


1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
WTFE??? did u miss csi or sumthn again???? stop ranting/fuming in my ear!!!!! LEMME GO 2 SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
uhh....... number 2 JUST HAPPENES TO BE A GIRL. geez. ew.


Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
eeekkkk! wtfe r u doin in my house??? tho she is a grl and i hav a shower curtain....


4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dey r both grlz!!!!!!!! eww!!!!! again!!!!!!


5 cooked you dinner?
not sure if she knows how 2 cook but wuteva, i'll eat it if it's gud.


6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
BURY HIM IN SAND, WAIT FOR DE NEXT TIDE, AND RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahoo! luv 2 pull pranks on chewy.


7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! no offence danny-boy-boy, but dat is waaaaaaaaaay 2 close 4 comfort.


8 got into the hospital somehow?
how??? i dunno...... got hit in de head w/ a cymbal?


9 made fun of your friends?
SQUIDNEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pounds her head furiously*


10 ignored you all the time?
wut's u problem leechee?????? u got laringtites or sumthn??


Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
assemble de murder teme and SHOW NO MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
laf, but end up sending me 2 de hospital lyk a gud'ol friend shud.


It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................... buk? giftcard? i dunno???


You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
scream her head off and run around lyk a rabid bunny on expresso.


You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
probs try 2 tlk me out of it, but might end up failing.... =.=


You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
1st of all........ EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! WHY WUD I MARY LEECHEE????? SHE IS A GRL 4 CRYIN OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chewy wud prob laf his butt off. *fwak*


You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
try, but fail......... and wud just end up makin me more depressed and annoyed.


You're angry about it afterward, how does 8 calm you down?
i duno.......... sumthn dat'l ACTUALLY WORK? hmmm.........


You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
pep rally w/ cheerleaders and encouraging words!


You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
laf louder cuz i'm lafing and we'll both end up rolling on de floor frum lafter and getting huge tummy-aches.


Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
uh...... no......... but IF, den cuz she is extremely weird and can inspire sum extremely queer deams?


2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
HER! HER! BOTH SHEEESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!


You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
GIRL AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SRSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
THE WORLD WILL END CUZ DIS MEME IS REALLY MISLEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
OMJ MAYBE. pizza-bun has always sed so. hmmmmm???


6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
LOL! TOTES LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What's going on in your mind?
he must hav a weird sense of hairstyle.


Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
number 8 just happens 2 b a boy. WUT DO I TELL HIM??? HOW SHUD I NO???????

I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE REPLY LYK ALWAYS W/ UR ANSWERS!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *boom* X_X

life meme

here we go! i found dis 1 on de internet:


1. Make a list of 5 things that are in reach:
umm.... pencil case, coin wallet, planner, easter egg chicken thingy i panted in a ceramic bunny, pringles extreme kickin' cheddar super stack chips


2. What is your favourite holiday?
christmas? presents yeah!


3. What is one item of clothing you wish you could always wear?
lyk, even wen taking a bath? uhhhhh............. =.=

 4. Who's your childhood influence?
do i hav 1? i dunno... mom???

 5. What are you listening to right now?
the sound of me typing -> de keyboard going click-clack or sumthn lyk dat

 6. Who was the last person you hugged?
prob my mom.

 7. What random song just popped in your head now?
fireflies by owl city (for sum completely random reason i don't know)

 8. What did you do today?
piano class, and go stand in front of freakin chapters *see last post*

 9. What was the last text message you received?
uhhh..... lemme check...... pizza-bun: Hiiiiiiii!!!!

 10. What websites do you always visit when you go online?
my email? duh!

 11. What is your next big planned purchase?
a pandora braclet 4 my mom's b-day

 12. If you could afford to go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
an around de world trip!!!!!! yay!!!!!

 13. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
hmmmm....... geee.... i wonder..... maybe......... HIGH SCHOOL!?!?!?!?!?! *geez pplz*

 14. Where's your tattoo/Where would you like a tattoo? Where's your piercing/Where would you like a piercing?
ummm......... maybe a tattoo of wings on my back or sum sorta kewl-lukin symbol or sumthn?
i hav an earing in my left ear.

 15. What are you doing this weekend?
it IS de weekend, so obvi = BLOGGING

 15'. What are you trying to achieve this year?
sumthing extremely awesome??

 16. If you could play any musical instrument, which one would you play?
A MAGICAL ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >w<

 17. What's the one thing you need the most now?
hmmm........ food, water, shelter............

 18. Are you a creeper?
what de heck is a creeper???

 19. What is your dream job?
sumthin rlly fun w/ a really high salary?

 20. What's the last good movie you saw?
uhh....... i wud say knowing, cept de ending SUCKED and everyone on de face of earth dies (did i spoil sumthn 4 sum1? oops.)

so dat's it pplz! a life meme!!!!! i wud luv 4 u readers of my blog to copy/paste dis meme and do it urself, den send it 2 me via comment!!!!!! taaaankoooo!!!!!!!!!!

grrrrrrrrrrrr........................

hey! imma bak! yeah! didn't hav de time or determination 2 post earlier, so soz. so why am i posting now? well, i just went to chapters to use de new gift card illz gave me for my b-day to buy an ipod case and a bunch of books, but dey r closed today!!!!! grrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i spend ALMOST AN HOUR waiting for de store to open after opening time but dey didn't. AND, dey didn't even say dat it wuz closed on easter sunday!!!!!!! i mean, dey SHUD u no? PLUS, all de lights were on inside and de computers and escalators were working, but NOBODY WAS THERE. the phone inside de store kept ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing, but no1 wuz dere to answeer it!!!!! grrrrrrrrr................. SO MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i wuz so excited 2! dey wud at LEAST hav a notice outside saying dey are closed 2day!!!!!! >x</))



ok, on a different note, i'm posting up de murder teme (i meant to do dat!) me and illz made up. she is OBSESSED w/ csi rite now, so yeah. here it is:

Illz -> mastermind, csi freak, slightly insane

Shirlz -> assasin, feild-op, spy

Crispy -> secret sadist, murder expert

Chewy -> computer geek, stalker, granola bar

JayJay -> architect expert, diagramer, phsycopath extrodinaire

Ash -> extremely crazy

Danny-Boy-Boy -> guinea pig

Angles -> M.I.A

YEAH DE MURDER TEME!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE SHALL TAKE OVA DE WORLD!!!!!!! (ok maybe not) WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \m/ ^O^ \m/

*we do not hav ^dis^ many members......... YET.... and plus our boss is female X_X*

hmmmm............ maybe next time i'll do sum sorta meme......... :p